Thursday, October 22, 2009

Pscho bill gets slipped a something

Well, it's finally happened. I've gotten accidentally drunk. I have been shown what I did, it looks liike they have given me about half a fifth. Make that a tenth. Of vodak. I don't drink very often, but when I do, this is generally my favorite. I hate beer and things that have rotted to aquire alcohol, last time someone habnded me a beer I handed him a handfull of vomit. Yes, I hate beer, whether you flavor it grape, or water it down.

But I love vodka. If I could afford it, I'd drink the bacon type, but I can't. regular vodka hasn't got much flavor to me, so I'm only dealing witht he alcohol. the only thing better would be pure alcohol, then I could just add it to all my drinks in varying amounts, and be the fucking drunk I sometimes wish I was.

A few minutes ago, I thought I was drinking water. It wasn't water, it was vodka, and I didn't notice until the end of the Big Swig.

A few minutes ago, before the Big Swig, I was gfeeling nice and clean. Now I'm sweaty. I really miss my girl, if I explained that situtation you'd call me stupid, and maybe I am. When it's over this will be where I tell the world about it.

Anybody wanna hire a crazy person :)

An update on the enighbors: the one across the hall with the crazy mother isn't moving. The old gray longhair had told me she was, and that was why she was getting rid of stuff, but she told me a week ago she has bedbugs, so that's probably why she's clearing out her place. She deserves bedbugs, and so does her mother. Barb should have been aborted like her siblings, just like her mom.

Next door is having a lot of fun. I came out of my place and my neighbor was screaming her way down the hallway, right out the emergency exit. Her boyfriend came out and I asked if he'd beeb beating her again. He said he desn't beat people up, and I replied that he meant it's better to beat them down. He grinned, and we both laughed until the elevator doors closed.

I'm thinking of running a hamster tournament. The ones I mention in the blog Blame it on the Voices, which is probably what brough you here. You should bring enough hamsters to feed yourself and your guests, and I'll put some charcoal in the grill. It's getting a little chilly outside now, so I'll have an indoor area as well. The carpet is red, so blood spills won't be a big deal.

As far as competition goes, that'll be at an inside location, so the carcasses won't have long to wait before being put on the fire.

Hamster: The other snack meat.

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